It is all in your mind

Ystd was the SB'09. I don hav any pics now, i'll try to find and post asap. It was my first time attending this kind of event, somemore im participating! Anyway, i didnt compete in the full biathlon, i was one of ndu's participants in NSC. As the name implies, different units in navy compete and its a team event. 500m swim 3km run, so u can called it a sprint or mini-biathlon.

Well, ndu won the champion of cos. Im proud of myself, becos i clocked my personal best timing and my overall position was pretty gd. The most impt thing is to beat urself rite?! "Race your own race, run your own pace".

Anyway, this biathlon thing was an eye-opener for me. During the race, i can feel the adrenaline rush. Especially during the transition when i came out of the sea and going to my shoes. Its like, im a superstar and everyone is looking at me (LOL!). Everything happens very fast, every second counts. My feet is wet with sand, but FUK la! i dun even care, i jus wear my shoes without socks and whack the 3km! During the run, i can listen to my own heart beating, but... SUCK IT UP LA!

Hmm... i think im sorta addicted to biathlon. I will train hard and hopefully i get another chance to join biathlon competitions again. And next time, i wan to join the full bi, 1.5k swim 10k run. Hopefully when i ord and go into U, i reach an acceptable standard to join biathlon team. Everything starts with a goal...

diving is exhausting
diving is fun
im enjoying it now
today is vday
none of my business
i realise tt ever since my enlistment
my spelling is getting worse and worse
but i'm getting more used to it now
cos the most impt thing is i understand and ppl understand
SDK (Spelling Doesnt Kount)
if u r thinkin tt i spell wrongly for the word kount, den u r wrong again
cos spelling doesnt kount, so im rite
MUAHAHAHA

byebye

even barack obama says kobe bryant is the best player in the world...

Although i can't celebrate CNY for various reasons, i'll still wish everyone a happy chinese new year and all the best. As for the reasons i can't celebrate CNY, i guess i won't say it here since its festive season now, it won't be appropriate for me to tell you all because my paternal grandfather and maternal grandmother passed away a few months ago tts why i can't celebrate rite?

Nah, actually CNY doesnt really mean anything to me now. I think many of us feel the same way? When i was small, CNY was like a effin' big deal. I must buy alot of tidbits, wear nice clothes, look forward to counting the red packets and i get to eat steamboat for 1 whole week. But as i grow older, CNY starts to lose its meaning. I don't look forward to getting the red packets, steamboat - i'm sick of it, buy new clothes - yeah its a great bonus to have, but its a chore to shop for it now. When i'm small, i'll just go to cerisi. As for the tidbits, i don't even have the motivation to buy them this year.

Speaking of tidbits, this year i only bought two packets of 旺旺 to accompany me. Yeah, i know sounds very loser, only got two packets of 旺旺 for 3 days HAHAHA. Just now my fourth aunt came with her children. I was watching tudou in my room. By the time they go home and i go to the living room, wah my two 旺旺 kena 杀的片甲不留 man... Can you imagine, right here is a loser with only two packets of 旺旺 with him for the whole CNY, and in a few hours his cousins took it all away from him? The moment i saw the crime scene, i hold the 旺旺 (which is almost empty already), look at my mother and told her "天啊， 我的旺旺". I'm a loser x2 HAHAHA. Ok, i'm not so sad until i'm crying so you guys don't have to send me tidbits after reading this HAHA.

Jokes aside, back to topic. New year, new hopes... new goals. Another phase has gone in my NS life. I'm glad i've made it so far.
The major test that i just passed... it really was a big, if not the biggest, benchmark/milestone of my life. Yes, like most of you know, its my hellweek. Nothing much to say about it, except... it was tough, it was fun, it brought the best out of me.

Next week mark's a new phase for me. This phase will last for 3 months and after that i will get the silver bling bling thing that i have craved and desired for so long. Why do we work so hard? Why do we train so hard? Why do we study so hard? Why do we undergo hardships, mental and physical tests so much? Because we want the badge badly.

This is the ox's year. It got me thinking (or i should say "remember") my father is 48 this year, mother is 49. Wah they are old now. In my mind, i always thought they are in their early 40s only. Pretty obvious that i didnt in my mind +1 to their age each year. They are so old and are still working. I'm in NS now, the time i get to spend with them is so little. When im back home, i also don't get to see them much. Will our time together be lesser and lesser?

I like what i'm doing now, because i like the challenge, i want to prove to myself i can do it. But am i too selfish? Just because i like it, i do it and not think of my family's feelings. My mother although seems acceptable on my job now, actually doesn't really like me to be here. Because of the nature of my job now, slightly more risk, im so scared that something happen to me and i will lose them forever and vice versa. Haiz, i don't know leh... A lot of things going through my mind now, i don't know how to organise them and write them out properly. I just hope i can finish these 2 years safely. I promise if i can finish it safely, i will spend more time at home and with my parents when im studying. No more of the hostel shit...

As mushy as it sounds, i really want to say... My family is the most important thing to me. I love my family. I cherish the time when i get home and see both my parents and my sister safe and sound at home.

if i noe i will die tml, the first thing im gonna do is to wear my new pair of adidas response running shoes and do at least a half marathon... HAHA

tmd, TAI SHUAI LE!! ADIDAS RESPONSE! Thx cheryl, ame, kiaps, simon, jess for this belated bthday present. Well actually, i ownself request for this present, haha. I damn bu yao lian, ownself request such an expensive gift.

Actually, i aint the first one to do this. Simon also requested for his own bthday present and we bought for him. The previous record for most expensive present... ta da... simon's shoes, $139. But now the record toppled by mine, $142 HAHAHA.

Went to vivo ystd to try this shoe and told cheryl i wan it for present and ask them to split it LOL. ok, ppl this is not the correct way to ask for a present, dun learn from me ok? I'm jus special LOL. HAHAHA im still high over this shoes.

this week marked the end of bmt and that oso means its the start of a new phase.

i dunno how to describe the feeling im having now, but i can sae its not something positive. Its not becos of the upcoming training tt im feeling moody. Its going to be tough, im ready for it. I feel moody cos my 2 best friends in bmt is out of course now. I was really shocked tt they ooc. Tt made me feel abit sian.

We talk cok together every night after a tough day of training and tts how we endure through those tough times. Now tt they are gone, i cannot imagine how my life will be. Its not tt i cannot talk with my new bunkmates. We can talk of cos. But its the first time we are living together in the same bunk, so i guess we dun hav those common topics and inside jokes. I think i will take some time to get used to this minor change. Most imptly, i jus have to keep tokin with them.

Watching my 2 best friends in bmt ooc, i wonder when is my turn. I want to complete the course a lot. But it seems to me that the future is uncertain. One of my friend who ooc is becos he had an injury during the 2nd last week of bmt - very suay, which furthur proves tt life is unpredictable. Can i keep up with the training? Will i get injured? These are the uncertainties in me rite now.

Another thing tts bothering me is tt what if along the training, more and more of my batch boys ooc. We have been training together for quite some time, develop a bit of feelings and support for each other. My 2 best friends ooc and i feel a bit "de-motivated". If along the way more and more friends ooc, den do we have to get used to this kind of life which u jus see ur friends leave constantly? i reali dunno sia...

Anyway, those are jus emo stuffs la. We must be tough minded rite. So i will end my entry with something positive. My insurance agent called me just now.

Agent: Wah, heard from ur mother u r a diver now ar?
Me: Err, ya, diver trainee only la.
Agent: When u passing out?
Me: Next year june.
Agent: Wah still a long time for shiong training ar.
Me: haha, ya.
Agent: divers training shiong or not?
Me: Ya, quite shiong, but i can stil keep up with it la...
Agent: Haha, wah divers very shiong ar. I think the toughest after commandos are divers liao..

Wah after listening to wat he sae, i just laugh laugh loh. But i want to correct what he said... in my blog. It should be, "the toughest after divers are commandos". I dunno hows their training like. But I just wan ppl to noe WE ARE THE TOUGHEST BATCH OF MEN IN SINGAPORE!!

last entry date: 9th september
current date: 26th october

wah seh, so i havent been blogging for so long and i wonder whether there are still ppl reading this or not. If ya still reading, pls leave a comment to let me noe im not blogging to space ok, haha. Anyway its a good thing to not blog for a long time also. It gives ppl an impression that i'm busy (although im not reali), what can i be busy with anyway?

Ok, so how's life after enlistment? Tts a standard question everybody ask. So i'll oso give a standard answer. Life is of cos not as easy as before serving ns. Everything we do, we must have a sense of urgency. Good and bad if u ask me. Bad becos who likes to be in a rush all the time rite? Good becos trains us to be rough and rugged, have a sense of urgency, trains us to be fast.... when the enemy starts firing u dun have time to run....

After such a long time, i also started to get used to the life aready. And ppl like to ask me abt my training there (very funny, dunno why? probably becos of the unit im in?). Its just tough (and i mean REALLY tough....), pt alot, run alot and... swim FUKING ALOT (which is pretty enjoyble). At first i cannot tread water to save my own ass, but now i can tread water and sing song.

Rite now i quite like the life in there even though sometimes i will complain abt it becos of all the mistakes we make. But what to do? We get tekan becos we make mistakes, so we just have to accept our punishment which i got absolutely no problem with. When the going gets tough, i just think about two things - 1) the allowance i get each month and 2) the pride and honor i get if i just suck it up and finish my course (which is still very far away).

3 more weeks and i'll finish bmt. I look forward to the next phase.

If u ask me wats the most drastic change in me after enlistment, i would sae its how i feel towards my family. Only after going through tough life den i start to miss my family. Not tt i didnt like my family, i always love them, but i didnt miss them so much before even when i was overseas. I guess its the tough training tt made me understand how important my family is and now i really want to spend a lot of time with them. Now, i can call my family and sae mushy things tt i die die oso wont sae before enlistment. Perhaps tts a proof tt i became more mature mushy.

The nba season is starting in a few days time. Guess what? Lakers for champions!!!

High school musical is out. I've waited for so long. As an avid fan, of cos i have already caught it and bought the soundtrack. I wont sae hows the movie, u just watch for urself. But i gotta sae this as usual...

... Ashley Tisdale is hot. She's so hot she makes the girl of my dreams look like a fat, bald and old man. Actually what am i talking? Ashley Tisdale is the girl of my dreams. Her features... perfectly sculpted. Her existence is what makes the earth revolve, grass grows green and sun shines brightly. She is the only reason human civilisation even started. Can you imagine a world without her? Birds will stop chirping, air will turn dusty and my heart will stop beating.

the same time tml, i could probably be squatting down in the toilet scrubbing my clothes or sitting in my bunk "kiwi-ing" my boots

i just finish packing my bag, cleaning my room and the last thing im gonna do before the end of my civilian life is to blog (which is wat im doing now). damn i got a feeling i wont be able to sleep later, perhaps too excited

i can totally imagine the moment when i give them my pink ic for the "11b" tt im going to hold for 22 months. And den i will carve the word 正 on my wall one stroke per night to countdown the days to ord and when im eating i will sing the song "人生一世上有多少知己"~

shit! shit! come on, hendy, dun think negatively! be positive! its just another phase of ur life and u''ll get thru it!

OK! I must be positive... I must excel! I mus endure for the ppl who support me! I must pass the training, the hell week. I must get my diver badge... I must retrieve the most dead corpses from the seabed!... ok kidding for the last part

Im not trying to write a touching post, so please dun bear those kind of emotions as you read, i dun wan to be responsible if u cry, haha. So, jus relax, read, its my style, its supposed to be entertaining.

ok sidetrack: at this moment, simon called me. He wish me good luck and told me to endure. Is he trying to be sarcastic cos... dude is passing out tml when im enlisting!! Haha, kk i was kidding. Thx buddy, congrats on finishing ur bmt oso. SISPEC or OCS u mus excel oso k??!! Btw, im trying hard not to laugh but i cant, cos simon told me he got guard duty next wednesday HAHAHA. Imagine passing out tml but next week go back guard duty. HAHAHA!

Dear simon, by the time u see this, im at a faraway place.... so u cant scold me even if u want...

ok so back to wat i originally intented to sae. Just saying thank you to the ppl who are close to me.


Father, mother, sister, love u all. I will work hard in ndu, and to my sister, please remember to turn off the modem every night. I was always the one doing it so i scare u dun hav the habit of doing so when im not around. Thank you father mother for changing the digital box to hubstation (160gig to record tv shows!!), now i can record my nba matches... but wait a minute... why did u cancel espn?


Baby and money (another part of my family), i oso love u all. Best dogs in the world although baby always pee around and like to shit in front of our altar and money like to bite anything she sees (AND MY LAPTOP WIRE!!!). Baby, pls pls dun bite money too much when im not around becos i dun wan to see her carcass when i come home.


Beloved best buds. Thanks to all of you. Special note to simon: i will join ur 9minute club for 2.4!

Stephanie, siyu, candy (no pics available). What can i sae except for saying they are erhem 3 beauties erhem (if u noe the meaning of sarcastic). And yeah i wont forget stephanie owes me a treat (tts wat she promised).


Fuking gay gang. Zl, dun need to remind me of ur ord date. Xj.... nvm he's enlisting soon oso. Delwyn... enjoy ur life in tekong 1 month later. As for hb (missing in the pic)... another pop dude. Btw, i miss u at the boxfit gym HAHA!

My dear cousins, guoxiang and xixiang. Guoxiang, unique taste for ur bf haha, anyway he's handsome. Xixiang, sorry for not posting on ur idol michael phelps. I try to do it if i remember after i book out.... if. Work hard in poly.

My dear protein powder, though i dun hav the chance to finish you off before i enlist, i promise u i will continue to drink u after i book out. U r the best protein powder ever although u taste like shit when i mix with plain water. U do taste nice when i mix with milk...

My dear psp, i cant play u in camp, i promise i will play u again after i book out.

My nike huarache 2k4. I havent been wearing u much ever since i stop playing bball. But i can tell u, u're the coolest shoe i ever had, i love you too.

My dumbbells... its totally not exaggerating at all if i sae u defined me. U made me look defined. I love you all.

This lousy shit laptop im using now... although u suck as much as the gravity, i still love you. I love everything i own.

I love ppl who love me, i love world peace.. reali...

Ok, ndu, here i come!!!

had farewell dinner with simon and co on saturday night
the following picture u see is the future board of directors



thank you guys, i will do my best,
i wont dropout of ndu,
i mus pass out as a diver!

anyway
there was the nba madness tour at marina square from 5th to 7th september
i was there on saturday
wanted to take picture with the nba championship trophy
but they have kept it by the time i was there
so i went again on sunday
this time round it was there!



OH MY FUCKING GOD
THE... TROPHY
Its da real shit! NBA championship trophy
its fukin shiny man
OMG i almost faint when i saw it
i cannot believe i actually had the chance to see it personal and so close in my whole lifetime...
fyi, this was last year's trophy won by the spurs
thx goodness they didnt display this year's, won by the *puke* celtics *puke*





the security guard had to keep reminding ppl not to touch it
the one... legendary Larry O'Brien Trophy was just in front of me...


benny joined in the fun too

anyway i saw this guy wearing Kevin Garnett's celtics jersey
and as i walked past him, my Lakers "loyalty-ness" got the better of my calmness
i cant help but said "celtics suck"
den i turned around and said "Go, Lakers!" and punched my fist in the air!
HAHAHAHA
tt was some cool stuff man
dunno tt guy heard it or nor

this year's special guest was Nick Young, guard from Wizards
i aint no wizards fan, ya know, im a total diehard Lakers fan (and kobe fan)
but i still went up for his autograph and asked simon to take photo for me
with a motive (continue reading)



fyi, wizards and celtics are both from eastern conference...
... ok, so i went up
took a photo with him
after tt i said to him "Go, Wizards, beat boston... BEAT Boston!"
He just laughed and said "Ok" and shook hands with me
he's a cool dude man

note: Im a diehard lakers fan, but when they aint playing, i support any team tt is playing against celtics HAHAHA

when i was waitin for my turn to take photo with Nick Young
there was this small little caucasian boy in front of me
he was wearing a Lakers, Kobe Bryant jersey
so i just asked his father whether i can take photo with him
dude is ok with it


me and the random lakers fan

after takin photo with him
i told the little boy im a lakers fan oso
i said "Go, Lakers", "Kobe rocks"
but he like give me the puzzled look like im some kind of weird uncle
LOL, but its ok man, cos hes oso a lakers fan
im cool with it...

as for after tt
went to changi airport for (another) farewell dinner
with zl and co


cool stuff

I worked at the comex fair and you know, im working at the gift redemption booth for a bank. When you charged a certain amount to our bank's credit card, you can come for gift redemption. Some credit card holders are just very stingy, which i think is very funny (just being sarcastic) and irritating at the same time.

We are giving out gifts but its not like the gifts we give out are plasma tv, ps3, sports car or cash. They are just vouchers or bags but some ppl are so persistent on getting them.

In one instance, i was doing crowd control and i came to this uncle. He was queing up for our lucky dip which requires minimum $850 charged to your credit card. You can combine up to a maximum of 3 receipts, which is stated in the terms and conditions, like always, some ppl just can't read or choose not to read and then miss out. I checked his receipts... omg dude needs to combine 5 receipts to reach 850, so i told him he's not eligible for the lucky dip.

Basket... As i expected, dude says he wants to see my manager. He sibei guai lan  just don't want to accept the fact that he is not eligible (ya, just like how some dumbasses just cannot accept the fact that phelps touched before cavic in the 100m-fly event).

I brought him to my manager, he complained... then.... he continue... then... he's still complaining. Guess what? My manager gave in to him in the end. He got one luck dip chance.

Come on la... its just a fucking gift redemption thing man. Do you have to be so kian peng? I don't know what he won in the end (i bet its just some vouchers) but i'm sure he lost my respect.

Second instance, our coffee vouchers redemption is limited to the first 350 cardmembers per day (which you bet was also stated clearly on the Ts & Cs). On the last night, hours before the fair ends, its already fully redeemed. Some ppl after charging 350 to their card ($350 is the minimum to redeem coffee vouchers) wants to redeem them.

And so fucking unlucky i was doing crowd control at tt time. So they hold their receipts and asked me "eh xiao di ar, $350 redemption where ar?" I told them its fully redeemed already. They start to fire at me like im a target... and i can tell you they are really good marksmen.

"wah liao eh... how can like tt one"
"*** very stingy leh" (*** represents my bank)
"reali dun have liao meh..." 
etc etc...

At tt time i reali want to tell them "yayaya, congrats la, u r the 1506 person to tell me this la, just fucking get lost" (1506 if u also include those ppl whom i met ever since i started working for this bank last year).

Funny sia, reali dunno how these ppl think. They are so rich (well, at least rich enough to afford a credit card) yet they go for such little things.

I wanted to talk about N.A.S.A (see previous post) & michael phelps for the benefit of my N.A.S.A loyal readers (like theres any). But then i figured i will save it for the next entry while i just post some random stuffs.

- I traded for Pau Gasol, in my NBA life '08 that is. And whats amazing is that i traded Kwame Brown (that garbage) and J.Critt for him. HAHA thats like i gave up practically nothing for Pau. I used them as trade baits because thats what happened in real life! I was so afraid the game will reject my trade but surprisingly they accepted! HAHAHA. 

My dream team is now completed. Kobe, Bynum, Gasol, Odom, Fisher. I can't wait to see them start playing next season (in real life, not my game). They will be so dominating, championship here we come!

- Why does Tim Duncan shoot free throws better than Tony Parker in the game? Come on...

- Went out with cheryl for dinner just now. I really don't understand why girls have big reactions on little things. In this case, its on meeting old friends. 

Ya know in a guy's case, if we meet old friends whom we didnt meet for a long time, we will acknowledge each other - "Hi", then wave our hands, give a cool smile, go up and ask "whats up lately man", chat for awhile, den end it with "ok, see you guys around". Isn't tt more cool?

But in cheryl's case... she saw her old friend (which is a girl also). I didnt know girls get sugar rush when they saw their old friends, suddenly she very high, her friend was very high also. They practically shouted "HI!" across the tables and were so excited (especially cheryl, who was stomping her legs as if there're cockroaches on the floor). Her friend came up and they chatted like those aunties talking about great singapore sales.

Its funny man, i was so embarrased (and entertained HAHAHA) at that time.

- I went swimming on Monday. And when i went to the bathroom after finishing, i found a guy kept looking at me. I think its because i have a really good body, 2 big pectorals and 8 sexy little abs (just like D24 durian) LMAO praising myself. But ok anyway, this guy just kept staring at me. And i notice that when he was infront of the mirror, he's also trying to turn around and look at me.

And guess what, after i finish bathing, i saw him standing in front of the urinator.... masturbating. What the fuck man... I mean, come on, im pretty sure he's really self servicing. I saw him doing the action, and he was there for very long. He was there before i went there, and even when i finished urinating, he was still busy with ejecting his men's gravy.

He walks the opposite direction as me after coming out of the swimming complex. I was really aware of him and i noticed that he just kept turning back and look at me.

What a faggot. If he came up and touched me or did anything to me, i swear... I'm gonna really pull his penis hard, pull it over his crotches, stuff it inside his asshole and make sure his men's gravy travels through his intestine and come out of his mouth and i will tell him, "Now... enjoy!"

On a side note, i can't really blame him for having designs on me la. I got big pecs, abs like nuggets, strong biceps, toned deltoids. I bet any guys will like to lie tangent to my curves (HAHAHA!). Ok tts just kidding, im not so shameless to praise myself.

If anybody told you that Clark Kent (commonly known as Superman) was the last son of Krypton, they don't know nothin' about him (which means they don't know anything about him... ya know, its an americanised way of saying)..

Once upon a time, there was a planet called Krypton many million light years away from earth. Due to a thermonuclear chain reaction, Krypton exploded and all Kryptonians perished except Superman... or not. Common myths were that Superman was placed in an escape rocket and he was the lone survivor of Krypton. But the myth will be debunked now, right here in my blog.

When Krypton was about to explode, Superman's father put him in an escape rocket... together with his brothers, Kobe Bryant, Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt. Need proof?

In the first reviewed case of our N.A.S.A unit (meaning "Nooo not Another Superhuman Athlete Unit) we will look into Kobe Bryant - the best player on earth, solar system, galaxy, in the universe.

Ever since Kobe Bryant joined the NBA, our well establised and long lasting N.A.S.A unit (note: founded 1 day) had been noticing him. His outstanding athleticism, speed, vertical leap, footwork, court vision and basketball IQ was what made us suspicious of him. In fact he has such high basketball IQ that we believed it transcends off the court. We have all the reasons (but zero proof) to believe that he is a MENSA regular. 


Kobe Bryant: MVP, 3 time World Champion, Olympic gold medalist

When it comes to inventions, Albert Einstein ain't got nothin' on Kobe. Batmobile? He doesn't need any of that. Instead, we suspect that he had successfully invented a micro-electronic chip to put in his new sneakers The Hyperdunks which aids him on cutting lanes and intercepting opponents' passes without losing a second.

In today's gold medal match between Spain and USA, we have solidified our doubts and came out with a verdict, "There's no argument. Yes, he must be from another planet!"

Had you watch today's game, you would have noticed that Kobe Bryant was passive for the first 35 minutes of the game, scoring only 7 points. Spain kept the game close throughout. And during the last 5 minutes, the *drumroll* one... and... only... Kobe "The Black Mamba" Bryant took over, scoring 13 points, dished out 2 assists and had a crucial block to help USA pull away.

All these ain't enough proof that Kobe is from another planet. What really matters was that during this outburst, *drumroll* the one... and... only... Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant made an INHUMAN 4 point play (3 point shot + foul in). Any ordinary human would have crunched during those "crunch times" but not only did Kobe converted the 4 point play, he was so calm as if he does it... erhem... every game (well, he does look like he makes those plays every game).


Put up or shut up: after Kobe made the inhuman 3point shot (being fouled), he signals, silencing spanish supporters in the crowd

Kobe Bryant (codenamed Extra Terrestrial Black Mamba), we believe that ice runs through his bloodstream, making him cold-blooded towards his opponents (and cool during crunch times). If his alleged brother, Superman, is made of steel, Kobe must be made out of matters which cannot be classified under solid, liquid or gas. These matters are called determination, perseverance, will to win and desire (only understandable to Kryptonians).

If one day you are watching a close basketball game which features Kobe Bryant and it is down to the closing seconds with him holding the ball, fear not.. or doubt not.... Kobe will score the game winner with 24 tonnes of ice flowing through his bloodstream every second and drives a dagger through all his opponents' hearts. You will bite your fingernails in front of the television and the hot coffee on your table, it will turn cold after Kobe wins the game because the coffee felt Kobe's coolness. He will then blow the gunpowder off his fingertips because he just fired yet another clutch shot. This is the perfect way to end a basketball game. This is Kobe Bryant's way to end a game - icing on a cake.

Michael Phelps' fans, or i should say, Michael Phelps' "Phans" (that's how they and the fan club call themselves) take note, in our next episode of N.A.S.A unit, we will take a deep look into Michael Phelps.

If you suspect anybody being an alien in disguise, feel free to ask for our unit's help.

went for photo taking today wif my family
becos my sister graduated so we thought of taking a family photo
just in case u r wondering why i graduated too 
yet i dun hav the privilege to wear the robe
cos shes a degree but im just a diploma!
haha jk la
i dun like the robe so i jus wore casually
shirt + jeans


its one of the many photos taken
anyway they are mostly the same poses

wah liao ma de, i reali wan to scold myself
though im not sure whether it will be broadcasted or not
i set my alarm so tt i can wake up early and watch the 200m freestyle finals
but den i stil overslept

i wanted to watch how michael phelps is going to win
kinda expected him to take the gold anyway

turns out he won in dominating fashion (while im sleeping)
he smashed the world record, previously set by him also (tmd... got which record not his record ar?! haha jkjk)
he set all 3 world records in all the 3 golds he won
remember... he didnt break them, he SMASHED them
imagine if he is a singaporean, he will have 3million dollars already
and he still got 5 more events to go
and to add on...
... he is... erm... cute (ok im straight)

usa bball dream team
they call it the "redeem team"
watever the nickname
they are reali gd
they make other countries look like high sch players
previous night when they played against china
they were like cruising around
making fanciful passes
i was surprised they only won by 31pts and not 40
they will play against angola tonight
and i will tune in to watch (hopefully scv broadcasting)

kobe is the man
kobe is the best player on the team
tts why usa is so gd
kobe is the rockstar of bball
anyway, check out this blog 
by lisa leslie player from the usa women's bball team and los angeles sparks in the wnba
she writes abt kobe being the most popular athlete in china,
the cheers during opening ceremony etc...

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/summer08/swimming/news/story?id=3527615
michael phelps win again, does he ever lose?
tonight usa dream team vs host china, men's basketball
channel u will be broadcasting, though its not live
this usa dream team should be very strong
cos kobe is playiing
and i will watch

"Only two things are infinite: universe and human stupidity; and im not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

Just in case u dun get the joke, what einstein meant was, he is damn sure human stupidity is infinite.

Well i guess, u can see a great example of human stupidity in this case.

You just cannot save an idiot from embarassing himself.

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20080727/121720098000.html
another record by dark knight
i wont be surprised if it reali break's titanic record

https://www.kb24.com/news/article/699.html
i reali wan to get those hyperdunks
its cool
the technology used, light fibres and design
im still wearing kobe's older signature shoes
nike huarache 2k5s
haiz

im fukin bored at home
waitin for enlistment
everyday go gym
tts my only entertainment
after tt, i stay at home
and wonder wat im going to do for the rest of my day

random thoughts
and since im waiting for my tudou to buffer finish
mite as well post them here

anyway, these random thoughts are contributed by hb & me

hb & i were talkin crap in the gym
cos dark knight will be screening soon at tt time
so we were talking abt different superheroes...
... and their payroll
or, i shld sae, their financial abilities
u noe, nowadays, it cost a lot to be a superhero

Spiderman aka Peter Parker

nabei... no money sia...

hb: wah fuck no need to sae one, he is the poorest *shakes his index finger*
me: *laugh like mad*

Comments: a pizza delivery guy? and to add on, one who struggles with his rental fees and still paying for his tuition fees. Ok his life became better as he got a full time photographer job at the Daily Bugle but come on...

Housing: Lives in a rented apartment which looks more like a squatter.

High tech gadgets: None. Ok maybe u can include the radio which he created himself to tap into the police frequencies so he knows where are the criminals.

Intelligence: Science whiz kid, top in class. Created his own radio. IQ: 150

P.B.I (Playboy index): How much do u expect when theres only Mary Jane in his heart from part 1 to 3? 0.1 (Be glad tt we even give him a decimal point)

Overall classification: A fucking lower class (in terms of income) geek. He could be one of those complaining abt taxi fares when they rise by 30 cents.

Hulk aka Bruce Banner

grrr... wheres my house

Comments: a scientist on the run, worked at a factory once. I dun see any differences with peter parker.

Housing: No house one, on the run.

High tech gadgets: None... really none. He doesnt even have a stretchable pants.

Intelligence: He is a god damn scientist and a gamma radiation expert. What the hell do u expect? IQ: 160

P.B.I (Playboy index): See peter parker's PBI, except change the name "Mary Jane" to "Betty"

Overall classification: A middle class scientist. Hmm, shld be higher than peter parker considering he was once a scientist, supposedly have much more savings.

Fantastic Four

financial abundance

Comments: Have their own technology company. The Human Torch keeps accepting endorsements for the team also.

Housing: High class apartment.

High tech gadgets: Fantastic Four uniforms which can withstand super high heat, elastic and gets invisible. A self invented aeroplane which can split up into 4 parts when necessary.

Intelligence: Mr Elastic: 180. Invisible Woman: 120. Human Torch & The Thing: 0 Average: 75

P.B.I (Playboy index): Mr Elastic & The Thing: 0. Human Torch: 99.999.... Average: 33.3333....

Overall classification: An upper class group.

Iron Man aka Tony Stark

wheres my private jet?

hb: wah he is damn fuking rich, no need sae one

Comments: Owns Stark Industries. Works with government to create weapons. Industrialist, billionaire, businessman, inventor, owns a private jet... Anything to add on?

Housing: His house, oops sorry, his villa is at the top of the hills, just beside the sea.

High tech gadgets: Iron man suit which has the following functions: withstand bullets and explosives, fly, detect & fire missles, analyse situations and make phone calls.

Intelligence: This dude created the first version iron man suit in a cave under pressure by terrorists with a box of scraps. IQ: 200

P.B.I (Playboy index): The flight attendants in his private jet dance like hostesses, he hugs any sexy women he sees. PBI 100.

Overall classification: A super high class entrepreneur. When inflation comes, he says "who cares? im continuing to gamble in casinos, fuck any reporters, drink my liquor and fly in private".

Batman aka Bruce Waynes


hb: he is...... richhhhhh!

Comments: Inheritance from his parents. One of the most richest (if not richest) and powerful man in the world. Practically own the whole Gotham city. Waynes Empire has a share in every industry u can imagine, cell phones, hospitals, hotels and even the army. His father built a economic city train for the ppl in Gotham.

If you watch Batman Begins, in one occasion where a waiter tried to get rid of him cos his frends are playing in the pool in the hotel, he writes him a cheque immediately, tells him he is buying down the whole hotel and he is going to set new rules arnd the pool area.

Housing: Waynes Mansion. But tt got burnt down by his nemesis. Currently living in the penthouse of a hotel.

High tech gadgets: Batman suit, bullet proof, memory cloth which enables him to fly, antenna hidden in his mask to assist communication. Batmobile.

Intelligence: He didnt create his gadgets but it takes some brains to manage such a big empire also. Afterall he is a university graduate. IQ: 150

P.B.I (Playboy index): Though a playboy on the surface, he does this to make ppl think tt this is Bruce Waynes so ppl wont suspect him as the Batman (see Batman Begins). But, he still flirts. PBI 88.888....

Overall classification: If Tony Stark is super high class, then sky is the limit for this guy. When inflation comes, he smirks and says "... i control inflation".

anyway, just some thoughts
dun u think these superheroes movies/comics
are subconciously telling us our parents are a burden
cos u see
spiderman's parents died while young and even his uncle oso have to die to inspire him
hulk, right from the start never even mention his parents
fantastic four, same as hulk
iron man, parents oso died
batman, parents died while young in a robbery
of cos u can oso sae tt they are trying to tell us
u mus be smart to be a superhero

u can see from the previous post
i reali regret watching hellboy
its more like wat-the-hell..boy

4 stars movie
now, the dark knight is wat i called a 4 stars movie!
this is the second 4-stars this year (based on wat i feel)
"iron man" and "the dark knight"

iron man has a lot of comic relief n nice plot
and the dark knight is exciting right from the start to the end
the suspense is always there
the beginning of the movie reali sets the tone

batman is very handsome
but i gotta sae
the star of this movie
is joker... undoubtedly
u gotta watch for urself

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20080720/121658682000.html
dark knight breaks weekend box office record (previously held by spiderman 3)
well actually kinda expected
i guess partly due to the heath ledger factor oso

i guess i will watch it again
cos heath ledger's portrayal of joker is reali gd

hellboy is disappointing
who have the cheek to give it 4 stars?
im surprise tt xj gave it 4 stars
and he said movie reviews oso gave it 4 stars

i think
those who gave it 4 stars
are those who are caught up in the moment
and with herd mentality
cos one review (suprisingly and idiotically) said its gd
so others follow suit
and sae its gd

the visual effect is fuck GOOD, and tts it
but its like the characters come & go, 
without any explanation or background story for them

(a bit spoiler warning)
worse part is when hellboy got pierced by prince nuada's spear
and they try to get the spearhead out
so they went to the place where the golden army is hidden
and met the angel of death
who gets the spearhead out easily

its like wtf
for the whole show
no mention of the angel of death
den suddenly she came out, take out the spearhead easily
den gone
again, stunning effects but nth much
its like those typical chinese dramas
where the hero gets poisoned
and the physician will sae
"theres no cure for this, he will die..... BUT if you can get the 天山雪莲 etc blah blah any shit"

i haven watch dark knight
but i think it will be so much better
spend ur money wisely, spend it on the dark knight

hellboy dun deserve 4 stars
the only things in the movie tt deserve 4 stars are
hellboy's abs and liz's butt